Topless Waiters: Why The Rugby Physique Is More Desirable

With the Rugby World Cup in full swing, it seems it’s got women (and men) across the world hot under the collar. Enquiries for Topless Waiters and Buff Butlers are coming in thick and fast, but with a specific twist.

The phenomenon of women lusting after rugby players has been a thing for a long, long time.

It’s still apparent in 2019, and as long as these ball-swinging sports stars keep their wide-shouldered physiques toned and mud splattered, they’ll continue to be adored into the future.

Why Are Rugby Players (And Topless Waiters) So Desired?

People who are pros at knowing what attracts people’s glances are advertising bosses.

They know exactly what they’re doing when they decide to thrust attractive sportspeople into the wider public eye for a multi-media advertising campaign.

Campaigns involving naked sportspeople are not hard to find (we wonder why….), but we have uncovered 5 of the sexiest adverts containing rugby players to put a spring in your step.

Prepare yourself.

1. When Super-Hot Rugby Star, Danny Cipriani Posed Half-Naked (Much Like Topless Waiters Do…) For A 2014 PETA Campaign…

1. When Super-Hot Rugby Star, Danny Cipriani Posed Half-Naked (Much Like Topless Waiters Do...) For A 2014 PETA Campaign...
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PETA clearly knew what they were doing when they collaborated with one of the hottest rugby players on the planet.

A man who cares about animals. Tick.

Also naked. Double tick.

Imagine a Danny Cipriani lookalike Topless Waiter turning up at your hen party!

2. When Rugby Union Star Ben Foden (Another Fantasy Waiter) Signed To Next Models And Stripped Off…

2. When Rugby Union Star Ben Foden (Another Fantasy Waiter) Signed To Next Models And Stripped Off…
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Not only did Ben get the world wanting to buy the garments he’s advertising, he got the world wanting to BE the garments he’s advertising.

3. When Danny Cipriani Dresses As A Topless Waiter Once Again As The Ambassador For A2 Milk…

3. When Danny Cipriani Dresses As A Topless Waiter Once Again As The Ambassador For A2 Milk...
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Of course, that involved him pouring milk over his entire half naked body.

Oh to be that milk…

Or those boots…

Or those shorts

4. When Rugby Player Turned Model, Nick Youngquest Posed In His Undercrackers… 

4. When Rugby Player Turned Model, Nick Youngquest Posed In His Undercrackers...
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He puts a whole new meaning to the word ‘briefs’.

5. When Shane Williams Appears Naked On Billboards For A Sports Drink…

5. When Shane Williams Appears Naked On Billboards For A Sports Drink...
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Naked, sweaty, grubby, and flying through the air.

Ever so slightly distracting when driving the kids to school, but we’ll let that slide. 

So, What Is It Exactly That Draws Us To Rugby Players?

Rugby lads are like a fine wine when they mature. Strong, powerful, and … tasty!

Here are some other reasons we love rugby players:

1. Rugby Players Are Athletes

We admire and adore the dedication that athletes possess, and there’s something so attractive about watching passionate men doing their thing. 

2. They’re Strong

We know they could open a jar of pickles for you, or crack that brazil nut with their pecs.

Perhaps that’s the kind of thing you can ask your Topless Waiter to do? 😉

3. They’re Tough And Powerful

When rugby players show that they’re tough, but without being aggressive, it makes us want to have them protect us 24/7.

4. They’re Masculine

We love a masculine man, and rugby players are the epitome of manly!

5. Rugby Players Are Physical

Rugby players are not afraid to get physical and get stuck in, and this makes our mind wander about where else they might practise being physical… 

6. They’re Muscular – One Of The Most Stated Desires In Enquiries For Topless Waiters!

We love shoulders so broad they could eclipse the sun, and bodies so toned they could break an egg on a pectoral.

Beautiful, and functional at the same time. 

7. They’re Confident

Deflecting intimidation on the pitch is one thing, but we love rugby players because their confidence shines through without being arrogant. 

8. Rugby Players Are Driven And Disciplined

Rugby players are so driven to achieve success, that it exudes passion; a very attractive trait indeed. 

9. They’re Not Afraid To Get Dirty

These beautiful creatures are comfortable around mud and water which makes us want to dive into the dirt and wrestle. 

10. They’re Low-Maintenance

It’s also unlikely you’ll find a rugby player preening themselves for hours in front of a mirror, so you won’t be fighting them for the bathroom in the mornings. 

11. They Don’t Take Themselves Too Seriously

Unlike some other sportspeople, rugby players love to laugh, and self-deprecating humour is very sexy. 

12. Rugby Players Supportive

Even though these driven, powerful men are tough and confident, they play a team sport, so they are pros at supporting others. 

But, What Have Rugby Players Got To Do With Topless Waiters?

Buff Boyz Naked Butlers

Has all this adoration for rugby players got you dreaming of meeting your very own for the night?

Which rugby star would you most like to have waiting on you?

It’s not surprising that the vast majority of enquiries for Topless Waiters are for those with rugby player physiques with confident and down-to-earth personalities.

Whilst meeting the real-life Danny Cipriani is slightly out of reach, we’ve got your back with our Topless Waiter service.

Whether it’s a hen party, a sexy get together or a special birthday, we can send you the right person to meet your desires.

Topless Waiters will pour your champagne, serve your snacks, and host fun and sexy games, all whilst wearing nothing but a tiny apron.

Confident and approachable, our waiters are the perfect surprise guest to get the party started.

Mud optional.

If looking but not touching raises your temperature, then Buff Boyz boast topless hosts with the most, and more… Book now.